Its not something I talk about often.
Its a little crazy
with Baseball yes
but the Cubs
Be still my heart.
and don't stand to close to me because I could possibly be kissing the tv
cussing someone out at any moment.....
and guess what
I have tickets
Braves .......that I don't really care for....its not why I am going
Don't get me wrong , Braves are number 2.....but there really is no number 2.
Its just unfair
I need to be truthful
Its the Cubs
I love them
and so .....I needed to check out the roster
so here you go.
I hate baseball trades!
60 Mitch Atkins
64 Justin Berg
33 Esmailin Caridad
46 Ryan Dempster .....Okay, really glad dude is back...
66 Rafael Dolis
48 John Gaub
32 Tom Gorzelanny
43 John Grabow
34 Jeff Gray
37 Angel Guzman
30 Ted Lilly ....okay yeah
49 Carlos Marmol Thank goodness.....not sure how you will do as a closer but....
45 Sean Marshall .....ok
62 Marcos Mateo
58 Blake Parker
54 David Patton
76 James Russell
29 Jeff Samardzija
52 Carlos Silva .....I need to do research....you seem very important what wth that salary and all
44 Jeff Stevens
36 Randy Wells
38 Carlos Zambrano......Kisses...xoxox....wink(shhh....we will not tell anyone)........
72 Welington Castillo
55 Koyie Hill
75 Chris Robinson (Hey look Chris! Did you know you made the Roster?).....sorry you would not get that unless of course you are Chris
18 Geovany Soto ...........Well Thank god
28 Jeff Baker
17 Mike Fontenot .....Yeah....good little short dude
6 Micah Hoffpauir
25 Derrek Lee .....You are my heart....I just heart you
15 Kevin Millar
16 Aramis Ramirez.......Never mind. forget Carlos......Call me later, xoxoxo!
2 Ryan Theriot......Now Lou.....Why you got to piss me off and bring this ass of a player back. I don't like yelling at you. And you know you get yelled at alot. Stop dropping the fucking ball and I would not yell so much. Okay, deal? You don't make stupid mistakes and I will not yell at you.
9 Chad Tracy.....Well hello from AZ! I am so happy you have decided to join us. We know each other well. Very Well.....I know all about you. You know that little team in AZ......What was is... Snakes????? Yes, well I studied your work there. Be good Or we will have to send you back to the BOB
63 James Adduci
24 Marlon Byrd
21 Tyler Colvin
1 Kosuke Fukudome ....You mean Kosuke Fuck It all UP. Really, I don't get it. Why are you here again? I am sorry, I just can't be nice.
27 Sam Fuld
22 Xavier Nady
12 Alfonso Soriano ...You.....You make me happy
Now boys.....just 1 week and we will be seeing each other. Be good....finish up out in Mesa.....I mean you did not have me there yelling at you, it was one less game I got kicked out of. Long story. Don't ask.