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Monday, March 29, 2010

One of those parent moments




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You know we all have them. That beautiful moment that makes you realize you are a mom, the moment that something you swore you would never say comes out of your mouth, those moments you couldn't even make up if you tried? Well, let's share shall we? Those moments in which we are pulling our hair out, trying not to cry, laugh, or scream. Moments we think we would never see, and moments we think we will never laugh at? Let it out ladies!





Here is the scene......
Its been a long day of birthday celebrating for the 11 year old
He got the movie The Blind Side
Great- lets all sit down and watch tonight!
2 boys (ages 9 and 11) are in the floor, K(6) is on the couch, and J is in the recliner.
Me , I am standing in the kitchen
We are all watching
Things are great......then Tim and Sandra find themselves in bed.
No big deal....there is nothing happening right?
Then Tim roles on top of Sandra and it begins.....
A mad chorus from the boys.....Yuck, Gross....disgusting...
The 11 year old says "What if he like spits in her face"
The 9 year old says " I know dude....like what if she were to sneeze right now!"

the comments continue....
I am beat read and laughing (not so quietly)
I look over to the recliner and J has both hands and arms up in front of his face and he is shaking from laughing so hard (you know so hard it was silent)
Tears running down face we laughed so hard....
the scene passed.....and



 
and the messed up thing was

we didnt say a word....
we just sat there and laughed ......J and I looking at each other across the living room....turning beat red!

Thank god the scene was short....


I believe the moment is soon coming for "the talk"......
Maybe they already know.....Is there a handbook for this?






5 comments:

Ladybug Mama of 2 said...

I think I would probably be laughing too. I dread the talk. Funny story.

Frugal Vicki said...

It took me a good five minutes to stop laughing to comment! I still love...what if he spits in her face? OMG!
And why were you standing in the kitchen? All those boys and no one offered you a spot?
I just saw another blog where the young kid asked why the little girls penis was so much smaller......oh the joys

~Bry~ said...

I know....I think we missed the next 5 minutes of the movie we were laughing so hard.....

And I was in the kitchen simply to get a drink when the commentary started and I was laughing to hard to walk back in!

Stef said...

That is awesome!! I have for boys (one girl) and it is so fun to see how they react to kissing and such.
Oh, but in our house, we have already had the talk...numerous times. I would rather them hear it from me, than from school...
Got my ab work out for the day, thanks!

Shell said...

I have no idea how to handle it whe it comes time to talk to my boys about that stuff. I'd like to say I'll leave it to dh to talk to the boys...but NO WAY.